Y'all can thank the hacker who just got his/her rocks off..

...and had Vapidshare dlete 90% of my files.

I hope the pimply-faced virgin has fun bragging to all his/her World of Warcraft cyberbuds about this brave conquest.

Fuck this, it ain't worth the trouble or effort anymore. I'm going back to internet porn.

Asshole.


I could come up with a better word for you, but you're just not worth it.

HALLOWEEN STINKS! a new BenT Mini-Comic available now!

Hot off the presses and available via PayPal now is this new Fluffy The Pet Fart adventure from none other than yours truly!

It's 28 interior Black and white pages, with a two-color silkscreened cover. below is a scan of one of the covers and a couple interior panels.


Have you ever had a fart that lingered?

Well, this is a tale about a boy and a fart that stayed...

...and heeled...
...and begged...
...and fetched.

It's a fart that thinks it's a dog.

Fluffy The Pet Fart.



In this tale, Fuffy and his boy pal go out to Trick-or-Treat, only to encounter some seasonably monstrous farts along the way.

It's a twisted variation on a children's story, (it's probably safe for ages 9 and up)
perfect for the holiday!

If you'd like to get a copy mailed to your door, here is a link to my webstore.

(The Paypal link at my webstore only works for U.S. residents. If you're a non-U.S. resident, please e-mail me to arrange payment and specific shipping costs)

For those of you wondering who Mr. J. Evil Scientist really is...

...my personal sock-puppet is borrowed from an obscure Hanna Barbera character who only appeared as a guest star in one Snagglepuss ( and a couple of SuperSnooper) cartoons.

Then He and his family got their chance in the comics, and only made a handful of appearances in the period 1963 to 1966.

There were four issues of his own comic, published once a year by Gold Key, usually around Halloween. I have the first three.

The family is an amalgam of The Addams Family (although their Snagglepuss Cartoon came out Three years before The Addamses got their TV Show) and Hanna Barbera's own "Gruesomes" from The Flintstones (again the Scientists appeared first).

I don't know why, but I really identify with the weird little guy. If anybody ever finds a copy of issue #4, let me know. (that illo in my "welcome Back" post is from another Gold Key comic, "The Little Monsters". That series ran much longer, and was published more frequently.)

The Scientists also appeared as a backup feature in some issues of Gold Key's TopCat comic, but I haven't seen any of those yet.

For all you Vegans out there who are curious as to how we carnivores do it.

This record has sentimental value to me. This was the one that got me into oddball records. When I found this one several years ago in the thrift shop, I had to go out and locate a turntable, just so I could listen to it. I'd been really delinquent during the Compact Disc era, and had let my last turntable breakdown and go unrepaired. Now I have four turntables. It won't happen again.

If it does, stick a fork in me. I'm done.

...and it's a god-awful shame some idiot doesn't want you to be able to access a wacko gem like this.

fuck hacker twats.

fuck vapidshare.

I hope their tits fall off.